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Screw you Heartburn!

Took some aspirin to cure my headache. Cleared the head pain, gave me heartburn. Took an antacid to murder the heartburn, sorta dulled it, made me nauseous. So I sat there 5 minutes ago damn near writhing on the floor in agony when I had a major epiphany; “FUCK THE WHITE DEVIL’s MEDICINE!” I’m gonna fix it the way God intended. Long story short, my headache is gone, my heartburn is dead, my nausea is gone, I’m smiling, laughing, and kinda hungry!

*THE MORAL OF THIS RANDOM BULLSHIT TANGENT IS* 

Ummm…oh yeah! FUCK THE GOVERMENT’S MEDICINE!!!